Privacy Policy: 'Grandma’s Cookies' Edition
Let’s be honest, nobody really reads these things. But for those of you who do, here’s the short version:
- I only collect your name and email address if you give them to me (consider it a handshake). I use them solely to respond to your inquiries, not to sell your soul to spam demons.
- Cookies? You bet! But these cookies are only used to keep the site functional, not to track your every move. Think of them like breadcrumbs – they help things run smoothly but aren’t particularly interesting on their own.
- Shoving my blog posts down your throat? No way. This site is my soapbox. The server has built-in analytics (pretty bad and hilariously confusing). I have no real idea what’s happening there and no control over it either.
- My inbox hates spam offers just like a mime hates hecklers. If you want to test its legendary powers by sending spam, you might just end up starring on my brand new "Email Hall of Shame" page for snake-oil SEO salespeople. Want to be removed? Well, apologize nicely and I might consider it.
Updated Privacy Policy (Version 1.0.1)
Data collection is fully anonymized! As this site grows, I’ve started collecting data and using my own analytics. Here’s what I collect:
If you accepted statistical cookies, I collect:
- Full journey data – meaning where you entered, how you navigated through my site, and where you exited.
- The links you clicked on.
- Your city and country.
GDPR: I don't play around with data (unless I have to)
Need your data deleted? No problem! Just ask, and I’ll delete it faster than yesterday’s news (unless we have a contract, then it’s like a library book – it needs to be properly returned). In any case, I won’t store your data longer than necessary.
Terms and Conditions: Copyright chaos and hacker warnings
I purchase images, most of which come with strict licenses protecting the creators' rights. Some images are sourced from places that allow free use. I won’t attribute every image source – don’t try accessing them directly.
As for the text on this website: I explicitly forbid any downloading, copying, or redistribution of the material.
Regarding hackers... the truth is, I built this site myself from scratch with ProcessWire, so there are no hidden files, no malware, and no weird libraries – but I can’t guard it 24/7 (I need to sleep, work, and eat sometimes!). So if some digital pirate decides to ruin the fun, that's on them, and you use this site at your own risk. Think of it like a rogue frisbee in the park – exciting, but potentially dangerous.
I recommend checking this page from time to time for possible updates.
